Flipflop

So, you wanna be doin' a learn about the places I've been? It all began with that time we visited the human planet Reach and had, uh… a big party with the Demons there!

Where was I? Oh yeah! Then we went to the ring they said was built by the 'four runners.' Whoever they are, I got no clue! Anyway, the green Demon decided to blow it up so I had to get outta there!

So then when I gots back to High Charity, I was cheerin and sayin nice things about the Arbiter after getting some lung gold!

Then one time, I went to Earth and had to disguise myself to live among the humans because we weren't friends yet, so I helped them fight the Covenants!

Then I was on the big ring as it was about to explode – the Demon and blue lady didn't notice as I sneaked aboard their ship again!

The Green Demon was having some trouble firing the big missile at the Covenants so I helped fix his broken ship!

And then I met up with the Arbiter who I was real nice to before and sang a song to the Locke Demon! And now I'm here with my new human pals - and that's the story of Flipflop!

If there's one big learn that I've been doin' in my time helpin' the galaxy's good guys, it's that humans sure do love gifts! I drew a smiley face on a rock one time and gave it to a human, and he didn't throw it back at me or nothin' – not like those ungrateful Kig-Yar…

Anyway, all you gotta do is log in and you can get some free stuff. How about this nifty Yappening emblem and nameplate to show how much of a big friend you are to Unggoy across the galaxy and make your enemies run off crying with scaredness!

Wort! Blarg! Honk! Complete ALL your challenges and I'll give you this cool weapon charm from the High Charity gift shop. Managed to, uh, acquire a bunch of 'em before the bad space zombies came along. Elites just loooved sayin' this word in the ol' Covenant days!

Flipflop here to let ya know that if you complete all your emotional and in-game challenges this week, you can have a cool new visor that I gots from a totally alive Spartan this one time. He called it "Parasite Ichor," and then he was not alive any more…

Habillez-vous comme un sac, et ils se souviennent de l'armure. Mais habillez-vous comme un dieu, et ils se souviennent du Spartan ! On dit que le combat est déjà à moitié gagné si vous êtes mieux habillé que votre adversaire, et avec l'Affichage Opulent, vous allez faire tourner toutes les têtes sur le champ de bataille. Assumez votre côté méchant avec l'effet d'armure Bouquet Opulent VII, le revêtement Marque de Bronze Opulente VII, la posture Affichage Opulent ainsi que la plaque nominative et l'emblème Papillon Opulent.

Suit up shabbily and they remember the armor; suit up impeccably and they remember the Demon! Flipflop here! Y'know, we Unggoy have a lot of different armors because half the battle is lookin' cooler than the enemy, and that's why you gotta grab the Opulent Display set. It's got flowers and butterflies, and oh-so pretty colors! And a neat stance to bring it all togethers!

Oooh and I hear you humans like this yellow banananaramama fruit.

Ici Flipflop ! Vous savez, je pensais récemment à un ami que j'ai eu qui s'appelait Marlin T. Buckets.

Il était un prisonnier humain à l'époque du covenant[sic]. Un jour, un grand méchant élite[sic] voulait que Marlin lui ouvre une porte. Marlin, qui était courageux, a refusé jusqu'à ce qu'il soit forcé de l'ouvrir et que cette lumière sainte et éblouissante éclaire la pièce. On était en mode ooooh…

Mais au final, il n'y avait rien à l'intérieur ! Juste ce lapin bizarre avec de grandes oreilles qui s'est mis à sauter et à s'enfuir après que j'ai commencé à faire des scans. Les élites[sic] l'ont poursuivi et ont complètement oublié Marlin qui s'est aussi enfui dans la direction opposée. Je me demande comment il va ces jours-ci…

Enfin bon, tout ce que j'ai pu scanner, c'est les oreilles de cette chose. Collez-les sur votre armure de démon cool et souvenez-vous de mon ami, Marlin T. Buckets !

Flipflop here! Y'know, I was doin' a memory-think recently about a buddy I had once named Marlin T. Buckets.

Human prisoner back in the ol' Covenant days. A big bad Elite wanted Marlin to open a door for him, and Marlin was all braves and refused until he was forced to open it and this bright holy light shone through and we were like ooooh…

And then, there was nothin' inside! Just this weird rabbit thing with big floppy ears which hopped out and ran aways after I started doin' scans, and the Elites chased after it and completely forgot about Marlin who also ran aways in the opposite direction. I wonder how he's doin' these days…

Anyway, all I got to scan was the thing's ears. Stick 'em on your cool Demon armor and remember my friend, Marlin T. Buckets!

Holidays are decorating! (arrière-plan Vacances 2022) Oooh, a sticker for your car! Humans love putting stickers on their cars. (emblème de véhicule Vacances 2022) Humans put pretty colors on their guns too! (texture pour fusil de combat Blizzard) Couldn't be doin' that back in my ol' Covenant days! I had a nightmare once about icicles that chases you down the street. (texture pour Hydra Blizzard) Not putting these on the present tree. Not after last time. Poor Glubrum. (torse Ornemental).

Stickers are one of humanity's most greatest achievements. MORE STICKERS! (emblème d'arme Vacances 2022) Do not try to lick this Your tongue will get stuck. That's what I saw in that human historical docuvideo thing. (texture pour Sidekick Blizzard) Does this tell you where to find all the candy? (visière Jolie vue) It's a personalized gift tag! (plaque nominative Vacances 2022) I don't know who Santa is, or why their claws were so famous, but at least they had a cool hat.